The Joke that Never Ends

And by midget dick, I mean she runs an orphanage for kids named Richard.

and by "runs an orphanage for kids named Richard", I mean "gets a train run on her by 50 guys named Richard"

And by 'gets a train run on her,' I mean she's a railroad conductor.

And by 'Railroad conductor', I mean dirty, dirty whore.

And by 'dirty, dirty whore,' I mean she's an archaeologist

And by 'archaeologist', I mean she's so old her vagina is listed on the national historic monument registry. Also, it gets more visitors per year than Mount Rushmore.

By which I mean, she volunteers as a docent at the local art museum.

By which I mean, she's been the subject of hardcore BDSM photography.

By which I mean she volunteers at the local battered women's shelter.

... By which I mean she belongs to an extremely abusive pimp who's tired of her STDs losing him customers

...by which I mean your dad is concerned about her health.

By which I mean her herpesyphilaids is losing him money.

By which I mean she's very mindful of her family's economic situation.

By which I mean she only blew half her paycheck on coke. Which is funny, as blowing is how she got it.

By which I mean she collects Coca Cola memorabilia with the money she earns as a glassblower.

By which I mean... damn dude, I don't even know. Your mom's a whore.

By which I mean she runs a very reputable escort service.

By which I mean everyone knows what a slut she is.

And by slut, I mean the witty acronym for some generic well meaning good morals and apple pie society.

(Society for the Liberation of Underprivileged Teens?)

And by that I mean a bored housewife who has lots of promiscuous sex with strangers while her husband is out.

And by 'husband' I mean pimp.

And by 'Pimp' I mean he dresses eclectically.

And by dresses eclectically, I mean he's a drug dealer who is too busy 'testing his product' to care about what he's wearing.

And by drug dealer, I mean he's a respected pharmacist at the local health clinic.

And by works at the local health clinic, I mean he's likes to play doctor