Memorable quotes

Eitri wrote:Oh sheet... you deed that.

Esperanza wrote:Since when am I half white?!

Eitri wrote:Yah, we really fucked de dog on dat one.
later
You see? You do fuck de dog!

Josh wrote:Just saying. Stripper crawling towards you: hot. Stripper crawling towards you across the ceiling: fucking terrifying.

Simon wrote:Never philosophize with an angry vampire.

Simon wrote:So how exactly does the thunder have sex?

Rachel wrote:What, did you think you were special or something?

Bea wrote:I think there was LSD on that arrowhead

Bea wrote:Can you still see through my arm? Then I'm fine.

Bea wrote:We're not Norse Jesus!

Amy wrote:Your sister's telekinetic? She's like Jean Grey?

Eitri wrote:You didn't take the elevator?

Amy wrote:No, it's not water under the bridge, that's what I'm saying! There's water EVERYWHERE!

Bea wrote:DOUBLETAP!

Amy wrote:Hold on. Not done freaking out.

Bea wrote:How do you buy underwear?

Nils and Eitri wrote:"Holy fucking hell!"
"I wouldn't do that if I were you."

Ella wrote:My bird is gonna bitchslap your cat

Esperanza wrote:Balder than who?

Rachel wrote:Well, that's technically true, although I know who my father is, unlike SOME people I know.

Esperanza wrote:Who the HELL are you?

Esperanza wrote:He's shorter than I thought he'd be.

Tuck wrote:I still think I can bench press you.

Nils wrote:When one does not know the whole it is impossible to say how much of it one knows.

Josh wrote:Let the record show that bear innards are indeed tasty.

Nils wrote:Aimee, your bike's kind of a douche

Zari wrote:Quit lesbian subtexting my game!

Bea wrote:I want something with meat and beer.

Bea wrote:Oh god yes, I need a twelve egg omelet right now.

Aimee wrote:No, the good Loki!

Aimee wrote:It's Loki, he could be fucking Jim Carrey.

Bea wrote:That means one of your brothers is a horse!

Aimee wrote:Yeah, she's a big snake. Nils just never noticed before.

Aimee wrote:Did you check? I mean, you are Loki's kid.

Esperanza and Aimee wrote:"It was just a penis joke, however you want to take it."
"I really don't"

Aimee wrote:You also got a jacket that kills Steve.

Esperanza and Nils wrote:"I've got a coat that flashes people. I can do that already!"
"Darling, I don't think it has quite the same effect."
"You haven't seen me on a good night"

Aimee wrote:We have diplomatic immunity to the laws of physics?

Aimee wrote:WHAT WITH THE NORSE GODS BEING OUR PARENTS!

Bea wrote:We're at least moderately average heroes!

Esperanza wrote:Can I have a car?

Bea wrote:Hey, Nils. My dad can beat up your dad

Bea wrote:Is there a ceremony? I think when they say marry, they really mean fucked.

Simon wrote:Did you come with the name?

Aimee wrote:A little over twenty-four hours ago, your godly dad told you you were a demigod. But me winning the lottery is too far?

Bea wrote:Wait, is that why you don't get in the van?

Tuck wrote:I shoot him

Eitre wrote:Now, young lady, I designed that coat, but I'd prefer if you... there's a coatrack.

Odin and Simon wrote:

"If it helps, I want you to know that I will take anything you've got."

"Uh, can I get a rain check on that?"

Chad wrote:Just think of them as really scary dogs!

Bea wrote:You be safe-You be safer.

Steve wrote:Can you explain what's with all the midgets?

Tuck wrote:That's right, you're a bad warcraft race

Bea wrote:Humanoid subtype fabulous

Esperanza wrote:Didn't you always wonder why Vampirism always turns people gay?

Bea wrote:You might, like, not, because you're an elf. Who's gay.

Bea wrote:You're totally a were-elf now

Esperanza wrote:We need marching order

Esperanza wrote:Don't do anything Bruce Willis wouldn't do.

Nils wrote:Chaddimus, you need to stay alive so we can continue sleeping together.

Bea wrote:Is there any particular thing I should be doing with my hands here?

Bea wrote:SO, does everyone with the god parent thing get fancy names? We don't get a 'Steve' or a 'Frank'?

Shelby wrote:Does that make me a cleric? What's a cleric?

Tuck wrote:Olaf is actually Dwarven for 'I have a ten foot penis'

Eitre wrote:I can make theories, but I can't really build you one.

Eitre wrote:You want me to make your bike into soup?

Shelby wrote:I don't have anything to bitch about now.

Ambrose wrote:Don't bring the cane.

Bea wrote:It wouldn't be the first time you've stood up a guy.

Nils wrote:Oh, because that's totally safe, right?

Josh wrote:He's taking it into consideration-he's just ignoring it.

Josh wrote:I killed 11 innocent people and all I got is this stupid t-shirt

Aimee wrote:We can't just final solution all the Danicas, guys.

Eitre wrote:But they're so cute

Simon wrote:Well, Bea, you have the phone. Call Acme and get on that!

Heather wrote:I want to see what kind of equipment it has.

Aimee and Nils wrote:Your dad's a giant!
My dad's shorter than me!

Bea wrote: Call up Oma and Pop Pop, and lets crush these things

Aimee wrote:They're spiders. Shouldn't they be connected to the web?

Chad wrote:Build snowcones!

Zari wrote:Eventually, that's not destruction. That's erotic!

Simon wrote:Do you really want the spiders to be sexually attracted to you?

Esperanza wrote:I can fly, what do I need practical shoes for?

Bea wrote:Alright, time to test out what daddy gave me!

Shelby/everyone wrote: Buttlove!

Nils wrote:I was trying to help yooooooooouuuuuuu!

Aimee wrote:So was that a win? Because it doesn't feel like a win.

Connie and Aimee wrote:"Wow"
"Not my usual, but yeah!"

Aimee wrote:I want to say 'that's ridiculous,' but we just killed a giant spider in the MSC.

Esperanza wrote:Don't drink and spider

Chad wrote:We knew he was kinky, but DAMN

Esperanza wrote:They took him to Beutal. They just told him he was pregnant.

Chad wrote:You're pregnant, and it appears to be an arachnid

Eitre wrote:Oh, sure. I know all about the spider butts.

Aimee wrote:I wonder if we could sic Steve on this guy.

Esperanza wrote:We blow stuff up

Bea wrote:We could go track down Blondie von Spiderbutt

Aimee wrote:I wanna be there when Connie sees the sexy man.

Aimee wrote:You know, if we have any trouble, Ronnie can just flash him and we can get the hell out of there.

Bea wrote:WINKERBEAN! I'd give you a nickname, but it'd be less embarrassing!

Aimee wrote:Tinkywinkerbean. It is possible to get more embarrasing

Aimee and Esperanza wrote:Well, hello
Is your roommate home?

Jack wrote:My name is Jack Smith. Yeah, I know, it's a real name, I promise.

Aimee wrote:So they don't call you Stinkytinkywinkerbean? We came up with it on the way up.

Jack wrote:I CAN be Oscar.

Tuck wrote:I could never do it in the spider butt

Josh wrote:In answer to your query... You need to do it in the spiderbutt.

Esperanza wrote:Aimee, why don't you go ahead and get started while I get set up?

Aimee wrote:Oh, to hell with this. Dude, why were you in a spider ass?

Aimee wrote:Spider ass! You! In! NAKED no less!

Aimee wrote:Turn around. Yeah, that's the guy alright!

Esperanza wrote:Should we check him for like, brain implants or something. Can we do that?

Zari wrote:Well, breast implants don't actually work. (Silence) Like, they don't function as breasts.

Esperanza wrote:I don't know. Do your thing. What do you do? You do what you do when you do what you do.

Aimee wrote:That's the thing. When I do that voodoo that I do. I think I might be able to punch THROUGH somebody.

Esperanza wrote:I'm pretty sure if I was in a giant spider, I'd know why.

Bea wrote:Are you naked yet?

Josh wrote:Errumatio. The truly unforgivable curse.

Josh wrote:They called me Stinkytinkywinkerbean, but no more!

Jack and Esperanza wrote:Who are you?
Aside from hot, half naked girls?
Fair point

Bea and Esperanza wrote:You naked?
No
Why not?

Aimee wrote:Bea, have you ever considered how weird a question that is? (In reference to above)

Chad and Esperanza wrote:The Corps is creating clones!
In giant spider asses
That would make so much sense

Esperanza, Aimee, and Simon wrote:Voted most likely to be found in a giant spider ass
How many of us have gotten that one before?
*raises hand* It was in WoW, for the record!

Jack and random corps dudes (As imagined by Aimee and Bea) wrote:So guess what I heard? Stinkytinkywinkerbean
Wow, we didn't know we could make it more embarrassing!

Shelby wrote:Well, (Tuck isn't) really a boy, but I can't call him a man.

Simon wrote:This guy doesn't even play Farmville!

Tuck and Josh wrote:There's a knack for that

Note wrote:Hey Jack. Call me back, or I'll tell them you ran from a strippergram.~The strippers

Bea wrote:Most people don't run from strippers.

Zari wrote:Cloaca sex later.

Bea wrote:Oh, god this would be so much easier if he was a chick and we were playing lacrosse

Connie wrote:Sweetie, he makes a really believable chick.

Aimee wrote:I think the guilt and the drink come from the same place. Well, I mean the drink comes from the bottle, but...

Esperanza and Aimee wrote:Look into my eyes
I'm staring at your boobs

Connie wrote:And lo, Nils did stop drinking

Chad and Aimee wrote:We're supposed to be positive
I'm positive he's an alcoholic

Josh wrote:Make babies. Maaaaake them.

Aimee wrote:The drinking age in our hotel room is whatever the hell we want it to be.

Chad wrote:It's only sleazy the first time

Everyone wrote:Slinky-inky-finky-drinky-kinky-pinky-shrinky-dinky-stinky-tinky-winkerbean

Shelby wrote:Imagine if that was someone's name. They could never have sex!