The Joke that Never Ends

and by 'joke', I mean your mother.

And by "your mother", I mean she's a really nice lady.

and by 'a really nice lady', I mean she's a two-dollar whore.

and by "Two-dollar whore", I mean she collects donations for orphans.

And by collects donations for orphans, I mean she blows hobos for spare change.

and by blows hobos, I mean she works in a homeless shelter

And by "works in a homeless shelter", I mean she doesn't do the cornbread.

And by "doesn't do the cornbread", I mean she bakes whole wheat rolls for the soup kitchen.

And by "Bakes whole wheat rolls", I mean she loves the buttseks.

And by "loves the buttseks," I mean she's an activist for minority rights.

And by Minority rights, I mean she's banging a lot of black dudes

and by 'lots of black dudes', I mean me.

And by 'me', I mean your face

And by 'your face', I mean you look lovely today.

And by lovely, I mean you look like you just got out of a lesbian gang bang

And by 'lesbian gang bang', I mean a pleasant family dinner.

And by pleasant family dinner, I mean cock sandwiches and fudgesicles

And by 'cock sandwiches and fudgescicles' I mean you went to Outback.

And by Outback, I mean she took it in the butt

And by 'took it in the butt', I mean she ate a lot of cornmeal.

And by "Ate a lot of cornmeal", I mean she eats more cock than a cannibalistic chicken.

And by eats cock, I mean she eats quite a lot of chicken by-products.

(also, cannibalistic chicken is redundant)

And by chicken by-products, I mean she swallows a lot of sperm.

And by swallows a lot of sperm, I mean she eats a lot of shrimp cocktail

And by shrimp cocktail, I mean midget dick.